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 Name: Westboro Baptist Church
Age: 55
Occupation: "church"
Last Seen: Topeka, KS
Bee-otched For: once again, celebrating a horrific tragedy
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      The              more I look at the above, the more I want      to              stop using Times New Roman for my font.
OK, how's              Tahoma? I'll give it a shot.
But yes, the              flier you see above was made by the fine folks at Westboro Baptist              Church, who where going to protest the six funerals to be held for              those killed in last Saturday's bloodbath at a Safeway supermarket              near Tucson. One of the funerals is for nine-year-old Christina              Green, whose funeral is scheduled for Thursday. 
So, why would              WBC want to protest a small girl, too young to truly know              right from wrong's funeral? Simple: the family's  Catholic.
But thankfully,              the state of Arizona is respecting the families involved in the              disaster by passing an emergency resolution that would ban              protestors 300 feet from any funeral. Of course, the law is              somewhat unconstitutional since it *does* infringe on First              Amendment rights, but then again, this is Arizona we're talking              about. Plus, I was listening to Mike Malloy Tuesday night and              even he wanted to see WBC protest at the funerals to show people how              purely stupid they are.
But of course,              the Republican-led Arizona government banned the protesting to make              themselves look good. After all, if they could, they could walk with              the WBC nimrods.                          
The WBC is the              church wannabe from Topeka, KS that believes that God hates              homosexuals and that he hates America because overall, we're a              gay-friendly nation. Most of the church's members are the Phelps              family, in which Fred is the head pastor and founder.                          
Oddly enough,              Fred Phelps is a Democrat at last check.
Ya know, it              really shows how low these losers are. It's us vs. them, and we              outnumber them too many-fold. The truth is, WBC and Jared Loughner              are meant for each other. They both apparently hate Jews and              Democrats. 
If you want to              praise your god, praise your god. But, if you do it through violence              and hate, than you aren't a man of your god. Plain and simple. Last              I heard, Jesus was a man who healed the sick and cured the lame, and              not a man with a 9mm Glock willing to blast everything in sight.              Sorry, but God LOVES "fags". He loves everybody, even Gabrielle              Giffords, Jewish and all and even the Phelps clan. 
Maybe, someday,              karma will indeed hit the Phelpses. But it won't involve me              picketing their church, either.
Can I go back to Times New Roman              now? It's easier on my eyes. 
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