Tuesday, May 14, 2013

5.14.13 Bee-otch of the Day: Benny Hinn

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Name: Benny Hinn
Age: 60
Occupation: televangelist
Last Seen: ??
Bee-otched For: being a pure faker

Reason #256,853 why I won't support the Jesus crowd.

Late last month, one of the biggest televangelists on TV began a crusade to raise $2.5 million.

Yes, I said "$2.5 million".

Benny Hinn (and I said "Hinn", not "Hill" as in the funny British comedian), told his followers that he's $2.5 million in debt and is now begging them to donate to him. He even claims that one of his viewers will "match their donations dollar to dollar".

So in all, within 90 days, he hopes to be swimming in $5 million. And there's starving kids in China.

We all know Benny Hinn: he's that dude from Israel who pushes people to the ground and tells them that Jesus saved them. Just like many of the televangelists on TV, he's nothing more than a crook. Many networks like CNN and NBC did stories on him and found out that he spends a lot of viewer donations on expensive homes, personal jet planes and four-star hotels. They even exposed his ministry by showcasing a young boy who had been paralyzed in a football injury who came to Hinn only to be rejected, but was touched by Hinn in a private ceremony after one of his conventions. He was still paralyzed after the ceremony.

You see, Benny Hinn's a fraud, plain and simple. He - and all televangelists - are nothing more than scum who tell the poor that giving them money will make them rich, too. Truth is, they're nothing more than snake oil salesmen who don't pay taxes because of their "non-profit" status.

Folks, want to be Christian? Help a real poor person. Give to charities whose higher-ups don't get paid a substantial income so you can help the poor themselves. Give to a rich man, and he'll be richer and the camel's chances of fitting through the needle is much easier.

All for a man who wore rags all his life and never drove a car.

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