Tuesday, June 18, 2013

6.18.13 Bee-otch of the Day: Bill Simonson

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Name: Bill Simonson
Age: 4X
Occupation: radio hack
Last Seen: Grand Rapids, MI
Bee-otched For: giving another BBBJ to the Devos family

It's been a while since we've talked about Huge, the big fat idiot whose irritating bullshit sports talk show invades the airwaves at WBBL 107.3.

I was hoping that when 'BBL was sold to Cumulus a while back, they would shitcan this big market reject once and for all. As a matter of fact, ESPN 96.1 usually does better than them in the ratings, especially in the afternoons.

One reason why I hate HUUUUUUUGE is because he's butt buddies with the Devos family. You know, Amway? Anyway, on his Facebook, HUUUUUUUGE wrote a post thanking them for inviting him to their suite at Van Andel Arena (named of course after Amway co-founder Jay Van Andel) during the Grand Rapids Griffins Calder Cup Finals game on Friday. One of the comments came from another Grand Rapids jock, "John the Canuck" on B93, who is also known as "Johnny Molson" on 101-3 The Brew.

His comment? "That post is brought to you by Amway." The large one was nice enough to erase it.

Sadly, HUUUUGE doesn't get it. Nobody in Grand Rapids likes him. He's a dumbass who's only on the air because of his sponsors who somehow kiss his fat ass. The only reason why WBBL even HAS ratings is because of the Tigers and the Red Wings. That's it.

Like many in Grand Rapids, I HATE the Devos family. They're a bunch of stuck-up Hollanders who want the whole town to kiss their ass because they're the richest family in Michigan. I love the fact that they *supposedly* were behind the city's strip club ordinance, yet, at last year's ArtPrize (another Devos creation), they allowed a painting soaked in an HIV-positive man's jizz to be hung at a gay bar. Oh, I love their connection to the Prince family, whose beloved son Erik's Blackwater group helped to kill innocent people overseas because of their choice of religion.

I think that's one reason why I'm not crazy about the Griffins. If they win the Calder Cup, great. Groovy. Fine. I don't give two shits. I'm a Red Wing guy, even though they are now "presented by Amway". After all, the Griffins are an affiliate of the Wings.

As for Huge, there's a reason why he's a big market reject. He got sued for half a million bucks in Austin, TX and got canned at ESPN 1000 Chicago because he had a .3 in the ratings. I would imagine that if Matt Hanlon didn't move WBBL from 1340 to 107.3, that station would be dead and they would have no choice but to fire Huge. But somehow, he's still there even though his ratings suck.

But that's what happens when you kiss right-winged ass.

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1 comment:

  1. Grayson Sanders, lead singer of Snowmine and douchebag extraordinaire is the father. He left her to pursue his shitty music career.