Wednesday, June 5, 2013

6.5.13 Bee-otch of the Day: Michele Bachmann

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Name: Michele Bachmann
Age: 57
Occupations: Minnesota congresswoman
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: being a quitter


One of the biggest bitches in government is going bye-bye.

Last week, Michele Bachmann announced that she will not seek another term in her congressional seat. The Minnesota Republican had represented the state's sixth district since 2007.

Bachmann had quite a ride in her role, even running for president in 2012 that had her retiring her campaign due to poor poll numbers. She was famous for her homophobic views (she and her husband run a "pray away the gay" center) and the fact that she was nothing more than a mouthpiece for the Koch Bros. and the Tea Party movement.

But thankfully, there were those moments were she got her ass handed to her, like the time when she appeared on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon and his house band, The Roots used an old Fishbone tune as her entrance theme.

That song, of course was "Lyin' Ass Bitch".

I think the reason for Bachmann's decision to leave Congress was simple: nobody likes her, period. She's all for Jebus freaks and rich folks, not for working class schmoes like you and me. She can go help people try to fix the sexual orientation God gave them all she wants. Just leave us normal people alone.

And don't let the door slam you on your googly eyes.

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