Monday, June 3, 2013

6.3.13 Bee-otch of the Day: Alex Jones

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Name: Alex Jones
Age: 39
Occupation: right-winged radio talker
Last Seen: Austin, TX
Bee-otched For: losing a few


The world of right-winged extremist talk radio is a sad and cruel one.

Last week, I was on Facebook, and my cousin posted that Alex Jones was a jerk. I asked why, and he was telling me that his views had gotten more extreme over the past few weeks. This time, he claims that the recent twisters in Oklahoma City were all caused by (get this) a machine that the government created that has the power to create an EF-5 like the one that decimated Moore, OK. As a result, my cousin has given up on Jones and his Dale Gribble-like rants on the government and pretty much everything.

It appears also that Jones has lost at least one affiliate in recent weeks, and it was his sole Michigan affiliate, WJML 1110 Petoskey and 1210 Traverse City. They had been airing Jones from 6-8 p.m. on tape delay, but it could also be due to an affiliate shift as well. According to his syndicator's website, Jones also airs on WYPV 94.5 Mackinaw City/93.9 Mio, which recently moved from 106.3 in Onaway as part of a deal with Northern Star Broadcasting.

WYPV's studio, like WJML's is also in Petoskey.

WJML has replaced Jones with one hour of Clark Howard and another hour of Dr. Joel Wallach's Dead Doctors Don't Lie. which 'JML has carried for years. Sadly, WJML started airing Jones' show as a replacement for Ed Schultz and no longer carries any liberal talkers.

WJML still airs Glenn Beck, Herman Cain, Mike Huckabee and Michael Savage. However, non-political talkers have made their way to the station's schedule such as Howard and Dave Ramsey.

However, WYPV's website claims that they don't carry Jones' show as of yet. The syndicator, Genesis Communications claims that WYPV airs Jones noon-3 p.m. Then again, WYPV is a teabagger's dream since they also carry Mark Levin and shows from Salem Communications and Radio America.

But back to Jones. Let's not forget that one of his biggest fans was the spearheader of the Boston bombings. He loved Jones' anti-government rants and often took them for granted.

You see, folks, Jones is nothing more than a dork who can't get a grip on reality. He thinks that Obama's a Muslim born in Kenya, he thinks that 9/11 was an inside job, and so on and so on. Oh, I love that little paranoid rant he threw to Piers Morgan about the gub'ment taking our guns away just because of the Sandy Hook disaster. Friz Freleng, eat your heart out.

This Summer, don't drink the Kool-Aid.

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