Monday, September 19, 2016

9.19.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 70
Occupation: rich old man
Last Seen: New York
Bee-otched For: taking a long time to see the light


Hell has frozen over.

After years of proclaiming that President Obama was born in Kenya, one of the leaders of the Birther movement, Donald Trump, finally admitted that the president was indeed born in the United States.

He made a speech last week proclaiming that he was wrong all along, but was quick to point his Fickle Finger of Fate to Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton for claiming that she started the movement. Asshole.

Right now, Trump and Clinton are neck-and-neck in the polls. Maybe Trump made the claim to finally prove that he was wrong all along? Simply put, this further proves how much of a wackjob Trump is, and that he DOES NOT deserve to be 45.

Apparently, it was Obama's grandmother on his mother's side that claimed that he was born in Kenya. Yet, Obama has provided us with his birth certificate and even a newspaper clipping that announced his birth from a Honolulu newspaper. Clearly, the birther movement is one that was born on racism clearly because there's a lot of Repukes who all claim that just because his father wqas Kenyan means that he was born there. True, the Obamas traveled a lot, but that doesn't mean that he was born in another country. Hell, Ted Cruz was born in Canada to a Cuban father, but he still ran for president (and lost!).

Sorry, birthers, but Obama's legally our president, like it or not. I think his presidency is a success. Want proof? My company is having a hard time finding and keeping workers. Why? Because there's a TON of companies here in west Michigan that are hiring. Some pay more than others. With a low unemployment rate, companies NEED to stay competitive by paying workers good wages and give them a raise once in a while. In four years, I've had five raises. It's proof that as long as there's a Democrat in the White House, that will be the outcome.

If Trump does become president, yes, he'll be an American in the White House. It's that all our goods will all come from China.


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