Tuesday, October 18, 2016

10.18.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump


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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 70
Occupation: angry old white guy
Last Seen: somewhere
Bee-otched For: being a crybaby as usual

If I were Donald Trump right now, I would think heavily about dropping out of the race and allow Hillary to win.

In recent days, the president wannabe has been crying that the election is "rigged" simply because now, he's behind Clinton in the polls by eight points. The tweets prove it; he attacked Saturday Night Live because of Alec Baldwin's dead-on impersonation of him. Trump tweeted that after the election, he hopes that the show will go off the air, even though their ratings are through the roof this season.

Of course, this proves how much of a grabbed pussy Trump is. SNL has been mocking presidents and president wannabes since Chevy Chase was doing pratfalls as Gerald Ford 41 years ago. Who could ever forget Dana Carvey's George H.W. Bush or Will Ferrell's rendition of Dubya? Or Phil Hartman and Darrell Hammond's Bill Clinton? Of course, if there's anything to make Obama smile, it's the fact that there's nobody to portray him since Jay Pharoah was canned recently.

True, Trump has all the right reasons to be pissed at NBCAfter all, they produce Access Hollywood which had the leaked audio of him making all these derogatory statements about women. NBC's parent company, Comcast is a huge donor to Hillary's campaign, giving the former Secretary of State over $125,000 for her campaign this year.

But considering that Fox News Channel is owned by Republican Rupert Murdoch, it's all fair game. The Repukes have FNC while the liberals, well, the true blue ones don't really have a popular choice, though the right cries that MSNBC is too liberal while the Rush Limbaugh crowd cries that CNN stands for Clinton News Network.

In all, the only moron rigging the election is Trump himself with his bigotry and stupidity. The more he waves his tiny arms around and talks smack about women, the more the words "President Hillary Clinton" are sounding great at the moment. It's a shame that this election is not about how one can improve America, but rather making sure that this whiny turd of a human being doesn't take over the White House.

If only Debbie Wasserman Schultz didn't bully Bernie Sanders out of the election.


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