Wednesday, June 14, 2017

6.14.17 Bee-otch of the Day: The Republican Party

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Name: The Republican Party
Age: 163
Occupation: America's right wing
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: getting fucked over their own laws

Today, shots rang out in Washington. The targets were people who actually supported gun laws.

Five people, including Louisiana congressman Steve Scalise were shot at a baseball field while practicing for tomorrow's yearly charity game between Republicans and Democrats. The majority whip is in critical condition and is expected to survive. Scalise made headlines in 2014 when it was announced that he spoke at a KKK rally in 2002 and he didn't know about it.

The shooter was 66-year-old James Hodgkinson from Belleville, IL, whom many who knew him called a "passionate progressive". He often used social media, namely Facebook to vent about Drumpf and even told his readers that it was "time to destroy Trump and Co." and to "terminate the Republican party". He was a huge supporter of Bernie Sanders, who condemned today's attack by saying that violence had no place in today's society.

Hodgkinson had been living in his car just blocks away from the baseball field where he opened fire. Security opened fire back, killing him. Now, the FBI is looking into Hodgkinson's motives.

Scalise was the first congressman shot since Gabrielle Giffords in 2011. Since then, Giffords - who was left mentally disabled from the shooting - has been a supporter of stronger gun laws in America.

The sad thing is that what James Hodgkinson did was sickening. Most progressives are anti-gun, yet for some reason, he decided to put himself in the same category as the mullet-headed, tobacco-chewing, flannel-wearing white trash gun nuts that support the NRA. But who knows? He might have been just fighting fire with fire. There are such things as liberal terrorists. Just Google "Weather Underground" (not the weather website, but rather the militant leftists headed by Bill Ayers).

But in the end, our country is the most-violent in the world because of our moronic views on guns. There's more murders here than most other nations because of people who think that the Second Amendment is more important than the First Amendment.

So, I wonder if Scalise and other Repukes will realize that even their own are hunted? The answer is yes. Granted, most progressives don't go out shooting, but some may end up taking Hodgkinson's lead. If Scalise didn't have security, he'd be dead by now. The truth is, the Repukes did it to themselves. If they don't shape up, there will be more casualties.

They've been warned. But as long as the NRA is sucking their cocks, nothing will happen.


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