Wednesday, June 7, 2017

6.7.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Jim Bakker

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Name: Jim Bakker
Age: 77
Occupation: snake oil salesman
Last Seen: Branson, MO
Bee-otched For: blaming Ariana Grande for terrorism

One of the biggest reasons why I'm not a huge fan of organized religion is proving to the world that he needs to keep his yapper shut.

On a recent program, televangelist Jim Bakker told his audience of wackjobs that the victims of last month's bombing at the Ariana Grande concert in Manchester, England "literally invited" the attack. Part of the problem, he says was that the concert was part of Grande's "Dangerous Woman" tour and that the victims "almost cursed themselves". Beforehand, the convicted felon told his audience how angry he was at millennials walking out on speeches read by Drumpf and vice president Mike Pence.

So what does Bakker do? He reads out of his King James Bible Galatians 6:7: "Be not deceived. God is not mocked. For whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap."

This coming from a man who totally ignored Mark 10:25, which threw him into the clink.

It's sad that this asshole stole MILLIONS from his fans over the years and lived in luxurious homes and such. Yet, it was HE who ignored the word of God by doing so. Not only that, he still owes the IRS $6 MILLION and his current "ministry" is actually run by his buddies because of his tax problems.

I know, God forgives, but for Bakker to trash young people because of they don't support a man who wants to fuck up healthcare and probably even raise college tuition, plus thumb his nose at the victims of such a horrific disaster shows how much of an asshole he really is. Even worse, people actually support his bullshit. The sad thing is that there's churches that are failing and they actually help people, yet all he does is tell the world that the apocalypse is upon is and we must buy his $200 buckets of slop when the zombies start to come out and play.

So who is mocking God, now?


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