Thursday, April 26, 2012

4.26.12 Bee-otch of the Day: Newt Gingrich

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Name: Newt Gingrich
Age: 68
Occupation: former speaker of the house
Last Seen: Atlanta, GA
Bee-otched For: proving to be a failure


Awww! Looks like Americans don't want a hypocrite to be our next president after all.

After only winning a few states in his run for the Republican candidate for president, Newt Gingrich announced that he's dropping out of the race and that he's endorsing Mitt Romney for president. It's no lie that Gingrich is now millions in debt due to his failed campaign and in recent days, it was revealed that he was using Secret Service protection at the taxpayer's expense.

Now, it's Willard's world as the only obstacle he has now is Ron Paul, who hasn't done a whole lot in the election. And you guessed it: Obama's going to have to REALLY fuck up to lose the election.

But let's face it: Newt had no chance in hell he was gonna win. This was the asshole who tried to get Bill Clinton out of the White House even though he cheated on his cancer stricken wife. Sorry, but a spade's a spade. Newt Gingrich is a failure and he knows it. I hope he learned his lesson well that hypocrisy won't lead you back to Washington. The people have spoken.

Like I always say, don't let the door hit you on the ass.

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