Wednesday, September 19, 2012

9.19.12 Bee-otch of the Day: Mitt Romney

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Names: Willard Romney
Age: 65
Occupation: president wannabe
Last Seen: ??
Bee-otched For: proving that he won't be our next president


Everybody's favorite flip-flopper won't make Obama the first Democratic president since Jimmy Carter to be a one-termer.

It seems that everything that pops out of Mittens' mouth contradicts each other. A few weeks ago, he announced that he would save *part* of the Affordable Health Care Act, namely the rule that insurace companies can't dump one who has a pre-existing condition. This after months of promising everybody that he'd kill "Obamacare" altogether.

Now, it's the leaked footage of the Republican front-runner who claims that 47% of Americans don't pay taxes. OK, so who DOESN'T pay their taxes? I sure do. Of course, he gave out some half-assed BS clarifying his claims. Please. I know that some frown on those who pay their groceries with a Bridge Card, but let's remember a few things....

I love the fact that so many big city schools are failing, and the majority of their students are black. Why are those schools failing those kids? I think it's simple: class sizes are too big and our beloved government's not doing enough to keep them educated. End result: these kids fail, and when they try to get a job, they're rejected due to a lack of education. No money = a Bridge Card in their wallet.

Oh, and who loves to cut funding to schools? The Republicans. Oooooh! We can't have them union thugs teaching our kids! They're overpaid! Yeah, right.

Kids, this is further proof why I'm voting Obama in November. I don't want a CEO running my country. I already have one running my state (poorly), and he sucks. Do you want black kids to succeed? Give them a good education. That way, they'll have money in their pocket, not a Bridge Card.

Mittens, you're gonna get owned.


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