Monday, January 7, 2013

1.7.13 Bee-otch of the Day: The Republican Party

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Name: The Republican Party
Age: 159
Occupation: right-winged dumbasses
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: acting like children

Dear 2014, please come sooner.

Signed, America.

2013 has begun and man, what a shitstorm it’s become. Of course, the reason why is because of the GOP-lead House and their elementary school-esque shenanigans. They had to take their little vacation while Obama proved to be a real leader and canceled his so he could take care of the Fiscal Cliff situation. True, the resolution’s not perfect, and most of Bush’s tax cuts are permanent, at least it’s a done deal.

But there’s also the members of the club who all think that we shouldn’t waste another dime on Superstorm Sandy. Ya know, I saw this story about a couple who’s now going to sue Allstate Insurance because they only paid them $10,000 while their home was worth $150,000. To add insult to injury, the company used their destroyed house in a recent commercial. Ya think that the GOP will help that family? I think not.

Even Chris Christie, the Republican governor of New Jersey pointed his anger at his own party, especially at John Boehner for skirting the issues and not getting work done. While millions of people are still hurting, the GOP is playing games and pissing people off.

Like I said, I want 2014 to come sooner. Why? So we can go to the polls and take back the House. I want bills to be created and kept that will help the 99% and not some of them. I still can’t believe that only two years into Obama’s presidency, most Americans voted for jerks only because of the brainwashing the Koch Brothers paid for. I think after 2014, America will see the recovery it’s been needing for years, but got delayed all in the name of corporate tea-baggery.

The fun and games will soon end for the GOP.


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