Thursday, March 27, 2014

3.27.14 Bee-otch of the Day: Rick Snyder

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Name: Rick Snyder
Age: 56
Occupation: governor of Michigan
Last Seen: Lansing, MI
Bee-otched For: being a bully posing as a nerd

Things have become tougher for the LGBT community in Michigan.

Last week, a judge struck down the state's 10-year-old gay marriage ban making Michigan the 18th state legalizing it. Four counties opened up their offices to perform gay marriages, making some 300 nuptials official. However, just hours after the champagne bottles popped, an appeals court in Cincinnati overturned the ban and once again, gay marriage in Michigan is banned.

Even worse, the stuffed turd himself, Gov. Rick Snyder even proclaimed that the same-sex marriages that were performed on Saturday are now null and void. Because of this, LGBT couples in Michigan will not get the same benefits straight couples get.

Yessiree, that's Michigan becoming a red state 4 ya. Snyder has done it again. Even though he doesn't say much about social issues like abortion and gay rights, he's a right-winged prick who only works for the DeVos family and not for the people of Michigan. Our state's unemployment is still much higher than the rest of the nation's and even worse, our roads are in horrid shape because of the potholes caused by this year's horrific storms. There should be more workers out there fixing the roads, but gee whiz! That money's now in the hands of the DeVos family. Bastard.

You know, it's time to tell Rick Snyder that four years is enough. Damn straight I'm heading to the polls in November to kick his ass out. It's time to create real jobs for Michiganders and it's time to legalize gay marriage. 

Now, it's time for Snyder to bend over.


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