Monday, March 21, 2016

3.21.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Rick Snyder

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Name: Rick Snyder
Age: 57
Occupation: idiot governor
Last Seen: Ann Arbor, MI
Bee-otched For: being the most-hated governor in America

---When the man-made disaster you've created causes Congress to hold meetings on your bullshit and it's the top story on the NBC Nightly News, well, congratulations, you're pretty much the Antichrist.

Last week, the Nerd visited Capitol Hill and a crap ton of Congresspeople - Republican and Democrat - all begged Rick Snyder to resign from being the governor of Michigan. Of course, Snyder won't because in his mind, he can solve the Flint water crisis.

Even 10-year-olds are smart enough to know that Snyder is one lying asshole.

Also last week, there was a special episode of The Steve Harvey Show where he had an audience of all people of Flint. Most of them were very angry at Snyder and the synopsis was simply that he needed to resign or even go to jail. His stupidity left thousands of people in that city without reliable water and thousands of young children poisoned. I'll betcha that in the next few years, Flint will have to invest millions into special ed since most of the poisoned kids will have at least some form of mental retardation.

I applaud Steve for that special episode. Otherwise, I view his daytime show as a male Oprah wannabe with old yentas making up the majority of his audience.

Yesterday when I was baptized, my aunt took me out to lunch. There, she revealed that her old job at the Grand Rapids Home For Veterans had been eliminated and she had to be demoted with a pay cut. She claims that she might even have to work weekends for the first time in years. Snyder and his cronies have done a number on the home by busting unions and hiring scabs.

This is what happens when we have a beancounter running the show. Snyder imploded a popular computer company and now, he's doing the same to Michigan. Look at John Engler: this asshole cheated on his wife and ended up having triplets with his mistress. He led this state into a deficit and poor Jennifer Granholm spent eight years wiping his - and Dubya's - asses. She got blamed for EVERYTHING the Republicans did and it led our state to voting in the Nerd. I even remember my childhood paper, the Traverse City Record-Eagle endorsing Snyder by saying that our state had nothing to lose with him. Yeah, like seeing a town with 100,000 people without drinkable water, many cities seeing their mayors and elected council members getting broomed aside by Uncle Toms as "Emergency Managers" and let's not forget the fact that union jobs have disappeared thanks to Snyder and the fact that he's simply a puppet for the Devos family.

All I can say is that in the next few years, Flint will be a ghost town.


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