Tuesday, November 28, 2017

11.28.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 71
Occupation: dust mop
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: being a racist asshole

OK, so why is he president?

We've all heard the story by now of Drumpf honoring Navajo code talkers, and while doing so, he told them that we have a Pocahontas in the Senate, but they are the real deal. Of course, Drumpf is referring to Massachusetts Senator Elizabeth Warren, who happens to be part Native American. Some conservatives love to pick on Warren for identifying herself as a minority when it comes to various causes, especially since she's mostly white. However, what Drumpf did was, well, stupid.

To me, it's like him honoring a black educator for her years of service and telling her something like "you're very special. You've been around longer than us. We have a sexual harasser in Congress named Conyers and there's a word to describe him, and it's nigger, but you're special. I like you".

But leave it to Drumpf's bloated mouthpiece Sarah Fuckabee to say that what he said wasn't racist at all. Oh, please. If Sean Spicer was still there, he'd be running over that reporter with his lecturn-oh, that's Melissa McCarthy's version of Spicer on SNL, never mind.

Of course, this is Drumpf we're talking about. A Cheeto who overturned Obama's edict not to build the Keystone pipeline underneath Native waters in North Dakota. Of course, the sumbitch is leaking despite newer and safer welding techniques.

It's not even the end of his first year in the White House and Drumpf has pissed off too many people. Hell, there's that part of me that wonders if we're going to be still around when his FCC rids us of net neutrality soon. It makes me somewhat happy that I don't have Comcast or Charter for my ISP, though it still worries me. Hell, I wonder if Drumpf is personally going to do into the National Archives to shred the Constitution into smithereens.

By the way he's acting, it won't shock me if he's getting the paper shredder.


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