Wednesday, November 8, 2017

11.8.17 Bee-otch of the Day: The Republican Party

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Name: The Republican Party
Age: 163
Occupation: right-winged assholes
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: being sore losers


The bad news is that the mid-terms are a year away, but at least we're getting a preview of the impending doom of Drumpf.

On Tuesday, both Virginia and New Jersey got new governors, both Democrats. New Jersey got Phil Murphy while Virginia got former doctor Ralph Northam. While Virginia already has a Dem in the governor's office in Terry McAuliffe, Murphy replaces term limited Chris Christie, who was controversial in regards to the Bridgegate scandal and shutting down public beaches while he himself was caught sunbathing at one.

The win for the Dems is definitely bad news for the Repukes, who are now fingering the blame on Drumpf and his backwards politics. Drumpf even tweeted that Northam's opponent, Ed Gillespie, a former aide to George W. Bush didn't match his politics.

In the words of the immortal Artie Lange, "WHAAAAAAAA!"

If the midterms were held today, Drumpf would be in for a big surprise and it's victory for the Dems. With a 38% approval rating and most Americans hoping for no reduction to Obamacare, people do want change, and it's back to having a Democrat in the White House. Drumpf is bitching about how he's created jobs and helped the economy. Well, wait til next year.

When we're all broke and poor, we're all gonna be Democrats.

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