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Name: Lorne David Lipowitz
Age: 67
Occupation: creator/executive producer Saturday Night Live
Last Seen: New York City
Bee-otched For: giving Lindsay Lohan a second chance
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Yes, even Lorne Michaels can smile.... Barely.
Maybe it's because he's giving his show a shot of Linsanity, but not the good basketball playing kind.
But last weekend, he gave me and other viewers of SNL a heart attack when it was announced that the next new episode of his beloved show's host would be none other than Lindsay Lohan, her first time hosting the show in five years. Her career had been taking a turn for the worse during this time thanks to her mounting legal problems, but claiming that the worst is behind her, she personally decided to ask Lorne herself if she could host the program. Without any aide of an agent, Lorne felt some weird sympathy for her and kindly accepted.
Lindsay will host the host on March 3rd - the day after original cast member Laraine Newman's 60th birthday - and the musical guest will be Jack White. This Saturday's show is a repeat from November.
Of course, Lorne's no stranger to making bad hosting decisions, especially musically. Remember a long-forgotten pop star known as Ashlee Simpson? Um, yeah. She damn near killed the show's reputation when she lip synched her performance on the show many years ago. She blamed her band, but nope, she had to have a backing track. Of course, Lorne was nice enough to have her back on the show to sing for real this time, but it was too little too late.
Recently, some even bashed Lorne musically again with the decision to have virtually unknown pop star Lana Del Rey on the show. Many critics attacked her style of singing as flat and dull, but Lorne won that battle since her latest album is selling pretty well.
Undoubtedly, LiLo's SNL appearance will get good numbers because she's turned into a car accident. Even though it's not nice to look at it, you just can't resist looking anyway. Hell, I still wonder how her twat-less Playboyissue sold. Oh, well, there's hotter women out there on more-revealing FREE porn sites anyway. But anywhom, it won't shock me if this will be her final SNL appearance, because she needs to do her lines.
And I'm not talking about lines on a script, either.
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