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Name: The Republican Party
Age: 158
Occupation: right-winged schmucks
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: not having a chance in Michigan (or anywhere else), period
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Dear Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd, it's neither Duck Season or Wabbit Season.
It's Election Season, sadly.
Less than a week from now, the Repukes will have their election here in Michigan to determine who will be the Republican nominee for president, and as usual, the mud's sure slinging while the average voter could care less, judging by Rick Santorum's ad where he portrays Willard "Mitt" Romney as a Rambo-like character shooting mud at paper images of Romney.
Or is that, shall I say, POO? Or even worse, SANTORUM? (For those who don't know already, Santorum is the self lubricant that's made during anal sex.)
Of the four candidates running, I mostly see ads for Willy and Ricky. I have not seen one ad for Newt Gingich or even (gasp) Ron Paul (he's still in the race? I'll be dipped). It's a given that Willard will win Michigan, especially since he's a Detroiter, plus his father once led the long-failed American Motors. He and Santorum are neck-and-neck poll-wise nationwide, but Willard will have that Michigan edge.
But guess what? BOTH CANDIDATES ADS DO NOTHING TO ATTRACT MIDDLE CLASS VOTERS! DUH! The only ad I care about is Santorum's 'Mitt shooting poo' ad, but otherwise, Santorum tends to attract both right-wing and Christian voters by quoting the likes of Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh in his ads. Plus, he mentions that he's pro-life in his ads. Willard, OTOH, talks about reducing government spending, and the first thing he'd get rid of is Obamacare.
*COUGH*ROMNEYCARE*COUGH*ROMNEYCARE*COUGH*
But there's something that neither Willard, nor Rick, nor Newt or especially Ron Paul will ever have: and that's the 2012 presidency. Right now, President Obama's approval rating is at 50% and Americans are back to work. Hell, I had my first job interview in years a few weeks ago! Under the Bush administration, everybody was lucky to even have a job. Today, many Americans who felt the wrath of Bush politics are happy to find new jobs under Obama. Plus, GM - a company that damn near died because of Bush - is the most-profitable car company on Earth again. The only problem with GM now is that their Buicks are huge sellers in China - a country where at one time, owning a car was a luxury - and it's jacking up gas prices. But, that's one sad price we all must pay. Even worse, as much as Obama was trying to help alternative energy companies like Solyndra, even that backfired. True, Obama's far from perfect, but then again, is there a president who ever was?
Personally, I'd rather have a president in the White House crooning the blues and Al Green over a dumbass like Bush playing guitar with some redneck Country music star while New Orleans drowns. Our country can no longer afford the wrath of the Republican party sending jobs overseas while Americans drown in deep debt flipping burgers while having to drive 50 miles one way to the McDonald's that hired them while gas prices are near $4 per gallon. Let's steer clear of the hype and look forward.
In the end, the Repukes will face the wrath of Obama's santorum (not like he does that, AFAWK).
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