Monday, November 17, 2014

11.17.14 Bee-otch of the Day: Bill Cosby

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Name: William H. Cosby, Jr.
Age: 77
Occupation: rapist
Last Seen: ??
Bee-otched For: keeping his mouth shut and hiding behind a lawyer

It's no secret that Bill Cosby's star has been fading over the past few weeks all because of something he did a decade ago and was buried by the press.

Several weeks ago, comedian Hannibal Buress attacked the legendary comedian and wearer of fancy sweaters during a standup routine that was uploaded to YouTube. He referred to him as a "rapist" and having a "Teflon image". Last week, one of Cosby's alleged victims, Barbara Bowman wrote for the Washington Post about her testifying in court against Cosby, who told the judge that the comedian drugged and raped her. She testified for Andrea Constand, who claimed Cosby raped and drugged her too. In the end, Cosby settled with Constand for an undisclosed amount of money.

Since then, Cosby asked his fans on Twitter to meme him. The result was multiple images of him with captions saying everything from "I don't remember raping that girl and neither does she" to "my two favorite things: Jello and rape". So far, the comedian hasn't done much to protect his career. During an interview with NPR on Saturday, Cosby was asked if he raped anybody and all he did was shake his head "no". He flat-out refuses to talk about his charges, and on Sunday morning, his lawyer told the media that Cosby will no longer talk about anything having to deal with his allegations.

A few weeks ago, it was announced that The Queen Latifah Show was not going to air an interview with the rapper/actress with Cosby and on Saturday, producers of Late Show With David Letterman also announced that an upcoming interview with the aging comic was canceled as well.

Folks, I knew for years that Cosby had a Teflon image. Does the name Autumn Jackson ring a bell? She was the alleged daughter between him and a Las Vegas woman, Shawn Upshaw in the early 70's. Cosby paid Upshaw $100,000 to keep hush-hush on the relationship, but in the mid-90's, Jackson revealed their relationship while trying to extort $40 million from Cosby, which she ended up spending 26 months in jail for. It doesn't surprise me that Cosby would want to rape those women, given the fact that he's the type that tells people to pull up their pants while he doesn't do the same when a hot chick beams in front of his eyes.

Personally, if I were Camille, I would realize that Bill is a fucking loser and divorce his ass. He's worth an estimated $350 million, so she could take a shitload of that money and run. I know, she had five kids with him, but, come on! 14 allegations?!?! Love child!?!? Sorry, but an idiot who tells kids to stay away from drugs, stay away from porn, stay away from rap music and so on, but yet he smokes cigars, hangs out with Hugh Hefner and allegedly rapes young women is not deserving of any respect.

If I were Cosby, I'd admit my faults. Look at Bill Clinton: admitted his illicit affair and it saved his presidency and his marriage. But as long as he keeps his mouth shut, Cosby is just like school the day after a mass shooting: no class.

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