Tuesday, May 12, 2015

5.12.15 Bee-otch of the Day: Tom Brady

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Name: Tom Brady
Age: 37
Occupation: NFL quarterback
Last Seen: ??
Bee-otched For: paying the price


The NFL has dropped the ball on Tom Brady.

And that ball was inflated right.

The league announced Monday that the New England Patriot quarterback and Super Bowl MVP has been suspended for four games next season without pay because of his involvement in Deflategate, where he allegedly used slightly deflated balls to catapult the team's win over the Indianapolis Colts in the playoffs earlier this year. Eventually, the Pates won the Super Bowl, barely beating the previous year's champions, the Seattle Seahawks.

The NFL has also penalized the Patriots, eliminating their 1st and 4th draft picks in 2016 and 17 respectively. The team has also been fined $1 million.

Ironically, Brady will return on week five when the team will play (drumroll please) Indianapolis. On their home turf. There should be a lot of boos at Lucas Oil Stadium.

Brady's agent, Don Yee claims that he will appeal his suspension with NFL commissioner Roger Goodall. He calls Brady's suspension ridiculous and had no basis.

The million-dollar fine against the Pates is now tied for being the highest in NFL history. In 1999, the league fined San Francisco 49ers owner Ed DeBartolo for his involvement in a Louisiana gambling scandal. In 2007, the Pates were fined a combined $750,000 for coach Bill Belichick spying on other coaches.

Personally, I think that the punishment *does* fit the crime somewhat, but if I were the NFL, I would take away the Patriots' Super Bowl victory. They cheated fair and square. As for Brady, he needs to take the punishment like a man. I don't give a flying fuck if he wants to play football. This asshole lives in a mansion bigger than the White House and is married to a top supermodel. This prick only has to work 20 days a fucking year and gets paid millions.

I hope that without Brady, the Pates will sink so low that they won't make the playoffs this year. I'd love to finally see my Lions actually go further into the playoffs this year. Who knows?

All I know is that unlike the Pates, the Lions don't need deflated balls to win.


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