Monday, October 5, 2015

10.5.15 Bee-otch of the Day: The Republican Party

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Name: The Republican Party
Age: 161
Occupation: right-winged dickheads
Last Seen: Washington, DC
Bee-otched For: another week, another mass shooting

It has happened again.

A loner walks into a school, this time a community college in a small town in Oregon and opens fire. He killed nine classmates before putting the gun on himself. He was a white supremacist despite having a black mother. A man who grew up with mental problems who had access to guns while the real world wished that he would have stayed away from them.

Now, nine innocent people ranging from ages 18 to 67, students and faculty are gone forever, all in the name of hate. That butcher, Christopher Harper-Mercer joins the likes of Vester Flanagan, Dylann Roof and John Houser as tragic examples as to why our government must act and take guns away from people who shouldn't put one finger on them.

But thanks to the NRA and their bought politicians, that probably won't happen.

Hours after the shooting, President Obama went on TV to tell the world that we need a common sense gun law in America. But will that happen? Will that happen since when he became president, gun sales went through the roof despite the fact that he hasn't taken any guns? Will that happen since the House and Senate are now overrun by NRA-purchased politicians who all want to eliminate Obamacare and women's rights?

Like I said, it probably won't happen.

You know, if you vote Republican, it proves how effin' stupid you are. These people will do anything to protect the fetus, but when it's out in the real world, sucks to be them. Just look at this past weekend when a five-month-old girl was shot to death in Cleveland. Yes, I said five-month-old girl. True, the NRA will cry Second Amendment, but remember, the First Amendment is way more important and even that's been chastised by the right thanks to them bitching over Janet Jackson's breast and shutting down the strip clubs here in Grand Rapids. Boobs don't kill people. Guns do.

In the meantime, I think it's our responsibility to help those who are mentally ill since the Repukes like Ronald Reagan have done their damndest to refuse them proper care. The Oregon shooter was mentally ill and should have been in a facility, not surrounded by Glocks and Smith and Wesson. He was also a man with no friends and was still a virgin at 26. At my church on Sunday, our pastor even talked about him during his sermon on communion. He stated "this man was rejected from many, many tables. If he accepted him, God would always allow him at his table."

Amen to that.
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