Thursday, July 21, 2016

7.21.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 70
Occupation: president wannabe
Last Seen: Cleveland, OH
Bee-otched For: having a family of copiers

I've always wondered what happened to the living member of Milli Vanilli.

Could he be the speechwriter for the Trump family?

The greatest controversy regarding the RNC this week is the fact that The Don's wife, Melania's speech sounded shockingly similar to Michelle Obama's speech at the DNC in 2008. While the model has been getting all the blame, the real fault is their speech writer's, Meredith McIver's. In an interview, McIver claimed that she talked with Mrs. Trump, who claimed that she admired the First Lady and gave examples of her 2008 speech. McIver wrote them down for Trump to recite at the RNC.

But guess what? Melania's speech wasn't the only one that was a ripoff at the RNC. Donald Trump, Jr.'s speech sounded a lot like an article from the magazine American Conservative

Really, Trump family? This is worse than the 1984 "Ghostbusters" movie being the ripoff of a creepy 1970's kids show or the likes of Bob and Tom, Mancow and other morning show dicks ripping off Howard Stern.

I have a sad feeling that Donald himself will rip his presidency off from the likes of Reagan and the Bushes. That's what will happen if he's elected: more wars, the middle class being crushed and the wealthy getting massive tax breaks. You know the hard work Obama put into his last four years in office? Kiss it goodbye.

Let's hope the next president will take Obama's achievements and copies them instead.
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