Tuesday, July 26, 2016

7.26.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Dinesh D'Souza

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Name: Dinesh D'Souza
Age: 55
Occupation: right-wing Michael Moore wannabe
Last Seen: San Diego
Bee-otched For: making more tripe

Last weekend, many Americans went to watch another new Star Trek movie, some SNL ladies zap some ghosts and watch what people's pets do when they're away.

But some people actually went and saw some incoherent piece of shit blasting Hillary Clinton.

That's right! The conservative's Michael Moore, Dinesh D'Souza has made another flaming piece of shit showing at your local cinema. This time, it's "Hillary's America: The Secret History of the Democratic Party", a movie that explains that once upon a time, the Democratic Party was made up of racists and those who supported slavery. The movie has been panned by critics on Rotten Tomatoes, claiming that it's nothing more than a poorly-made propaganda film.

However, in all fairness, the movie is doing OK at the box office. It made $4 million last weekend, which is just about the same amount of money Moore's last film, "Where to Invade Next" did throughout its whole run earlier this year. Oddly enough, the company that distributed "Hillary's America", Quality Flix/Pure Flix (two different names but pretty much the same company), is the same studio that gave us "God's Not Dead" and "Woodlawn".

An unapologetic film that bashes liberals. How Christian of them.

However, it's worth noting that "Where to Invade Next" didn't do well because 1) it had poor distribution and 2) the movie wasn't well-promoted. The fact that Moore himself had pneumonia throughout the film's run didn't help, either. "Hillary's America" also had a $12.5 million budget. I doubt if it's going to recoup the money, especially if it debuted at #9 at the box office.

"Hillary's America" is D'Souza's third movie; his first two were "2016: Obama's America" which claims that at the end of the President's term America would turn into a Muslim nation (yeah, right!) and "America: Imagine the World Without Her", which claims that liberals have destroyed what the Founding Fathers have created.

I think it's laughable knowing that this bozo is the hero of the right when it comes to cinema and yet, he's a convicted felon. In 2014, he plead guilty for making illegal campaign contributions and was sentenced to five years probation, eight months in a halfway house and a $30,000 fine. Tsk, tsk.

Look, D'Souza can make as much shit as he wants and if people with an IQ of double digits want to see his dreck, so let it be. I'm happy that there were eight films that did better than his this past weekend, and I don't expect this piece of Hitleresque bullshit to remain in the top ten at the box office for a second week, especially after the DNC this week.

Oh, and later this week, I'll be FINALLY going to the Traverse City Film Festival. Moore has done wonders with the event, especially when he brings major celebs to the community. Hell, he brought in Madonna one year and it was where "Borat" made its debut! I'm pretty sure Dinesh would like to go, but he would have to take it up with his parole officer first.

I see that he calls himself a "Christian apologetic". When he dies and goes up to the Great Beyond, he'll have to find a good way to defend himself for making shitty movies.

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