Monday, July 25, 2016

7.25.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Debbie Wasserman Schultz

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Name: Debbie Wasserman Schultz
Age: 49
Occupation: outgoing Democratic National Committee chairperson
Last Seen: Philiadephia
Bee-otched For: being a quitter

Looks like Debbie Downer will fade into obscurity soon.

The chairperson of the DNC announced Sunday that after this week's Democratic National Convention this week, she will resign from her position. This after Wikileaks revealed some 11,000 emails where her and fellow DNC members made some unflattering remarks about Bernie Sanders and his botched campaign for president.

In the emails, Debbie attacked Sanders because of him being a Jew. She even attacked reporters who blasted her and so on. It was clearly her goal to get the media on board to manipulate people into thinking that Hillary Clinton was the only Democrat for the job and whad'ya know, she got her wish.

Sunday morning, Sanders told the media that he was happy that Schultz was gone because of her misconduct, but would still stand behind Hillary so Donald Drumpf doesn't become our next president.

Because of DWS's bullshit, unity in the Democratic Party seems to be at an all time low. Last week, Clinton announced Virginia senator Tim Kaine as her running mate. Kaine is a centralist Democrat who has been criticized for his views against abortion and gay rights. Simply put, he's Joe Lieberman all over again. It's also because of the lack of unity among Democrats that Michael Moore wrote an article claiming that Drumpf will be the next president of the United States. He thinks it's because of the fact that more people voted in Michigan and other Midwestern states for the Republicans over the Democrats in the primaries, the fact that older people vote more than younger people, the fact that 70% of Americans find her untrustworthy, people upset over Sanders getting bamboozled out of the primaries and the fact that Drumpf is a celebrity and people love 'em in politics.

Look, I don't want another Repuke in the White House, at least in my lifetime. I, like most of you suffered through eight miserable, fucked up years under Bush and look at what we got. Fuck, look at Isis! Thanks to him, Iraq is a hellhole because of the three fake wars he and Dick Cheney started.

I hope that DWS is happy that she made the Democrats ununified. As much as I wanted Bernie to win, I guess we have the choice of a man who'll be Bush's third term or a woman who tells people that she'll make healthcare better and make college affordable until somebody pays her to stop.

Debbie, don't let the door hit you on your old, saggy ass. 
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