Wednesday, May 24, 2017

5.24.17 Bee-otch of the Day: Donald Trump

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Name: Donald Trump
Age: 70
Occupation: pussy grabber
Last Seen: schmoozing with the Pope
Bee-otched For: being your typical Repuke politician

On Friday night, Stephen Colbert announced that Drumpf was going to be out of the country.

His response: "We got the country to ourselves!"

But even when he's away, he's making new laws that none of us should want or deserve.

Yesterday, Drumpf released his new budget, entitled "A New Foundation For American Greatness". The military will get a massive increase, but Medicaid, the Department of Labor, State and Federal Aid, HUD, Department of Education and the Environmental Protection Agency will get massive cuts. What might be most-upsetting for us Michiganders is that Drumpf's budget will eliminate 97% of the yearly funding for our Great Lakes. Of course, our beloved governor won't do much to stop Drumpf's cuts since he's pretty much in bed with Nestle and allowed the water disaster in Flint to occur.

Other cuts in the Drumpf budget include the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, the National Endowment for the Arts and the Chemical Safety Board, which may all be eliminated altogether.

It's funny that Drumpf was out there hobnobbing with the Pope. If I were the Pontiff, I'd be telling him how much of a prick he is. Hell, I doubt if Jesus himself would approve of slashing aid for poor so we can build more scud missiles.

But that's reality. We're stuck with a president we didn't elect, but hey! He's on the road to impeachment! With Mike Flynn pleading the fizzith, Drumpf's days as prez might be coming to an end. Hell, Alec Baldwin was singing "Hallelujah" on SNL last weekend, so that might be a sign.

Look, we don't need to keep throwing missiles and money away. Personally, I'd rather have clean water over having bombs thrown at people wearing burkas. What if Line 5 bursts in the Straits of Mackinac? We'd have a nasty mess. I think as long as this state stays red, we should be scared. But, I think the revolution is starting soon.

Drumpf might be away, but we're still stuck in the asylum, for now.


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