Monday, September 14, 2015

9.14.15 Bee-otches of the Day: Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat

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Names: Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat
Ages: 43, 42
Occupations: former state reps
Last Seen: Lapeer and Plainwell
Bee-otched For: getting the boot

The Coursrat Saga has ended.

...For now.

On Friday, the Michigan state legislature voted 92-14 to eject Todd Courser and Cindy Gamrat from their positions as state representatives for using taxpayer money to hide their affair. The saga began a month ago when an email from Courser's camp appeared saying that he was having sex with male prostitutes. It was then discovered that the two were having an affiar instead which led to the investigation that ended with the two's political career ending, ironically on the 14th anniversary of the attacks on 9/11/11.

True, there's the issue of what's next for the Twin Fuckers. Of course, there's rumors of a pending criminal investigation into the two's activities, and it could lead to the two rotting in jail.

Sadly, the Democrats in the state house deserve an ass kicking, too. Many of them refused to vote on Coursrat simply because they wanted the two to continue on with their jobs, only to guarantee a Democratic win in 2018. However, recall elections to replace the two will be held in November.

Well, I hope the two learned their lesson. I hope they never run for public office again. Even more, shame on them for dragging their families through the mud because of their affair. For two asshole teabaggers, they've proven that their morals are fake. Hopefully, the people in their districts will vote Democrat to show pRick Snyder a lesson.

Once again, the Koch Brothers have failed. HARD.

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