Wednesday, September 23, 2015

9.23.15 Bee-otch of the Day: Tom Hooker


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Name: Tom Hooker
Age: 58
Occupation: state rep
Last Seen: Byron Township, MI
Bee-otched For: being another sex hater



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Yet another critic of Planned Parenthood is coming out of the woodwork.

Michigan Republican state rep Tom Hooker has created legislation that would ban the non-profit group from teaching sexual education in public schools in the state. This, of course is response to the heavily-edited and untrue video created by a right-wing group a few months ago that shows several PP execs explaining that they sell the organs of aborted fetuses.

The legislation would also band PP from teaching children how condoms work by placing them on phallic objects such as cucumbers and bananas. Hooker, a former schoolteacher himself told Mlive.com that when he was teaching school, he only talked about the risks even safe sex has. He claimed that both condoms and birth control pills can both fail. He also claims that PP wants to keep teaching sex ed so they could end up performing more abortions for more profit.

Yep, just another right-winged prick trying to get Michigan to being a state where they teach abstinence only, like Alaska and Texas, two states that saw their teenage pregnancy rates rise dramatically thanks to their idiot governors. You know, Sarah Palin and George W. Bush? Of course, Sarah's kids are experts of saying no to premarital sex*.

Folks, I'm a believer that all schools need to teach kids about sex. They need to teach kids that yes, sex is a good thing, but yes, there's consequences. Most kids lose their virginity at 16, and when they can't get condoms because of asshole Repukes, we all pay the price. That poor mother will be forced to raise a kid working two or three jobs and living off an EBT card paid for by you and me.

You know, instead of defunding Planned Parenthood, the Repukes need to create tougher gun laws. It's sick that America allowed these pricks to run our government and this is what we get: more shootings while more unwanted kids are born into this world. To a Repuke, we must protect the embryo, but when it's out in the real world, it sucks to be them royally.

The moral of the story: don't look at me since I vote Democrat.
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