9.8.15 Bee-otch of the Day: Mike Huckabee

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Name: Mike Huckabee
Age: 60
Occupation: former Arkansas governor, TV and radio commentator, president wannabe
Last Seen:??
Bee-otched For: wanting to free a bitch

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Last week, Rowan County, KY clerk Kim Davis became the most-hated woman in America because she has refused to hand out marriage licenses to both gays and straight people, claiming that it would violate the principles of her Apostolic faith. Because of this, she is now being held in the county jail for violating her oath while the people who have at least temporarily replaced her are now giving out licenses to both gays and straight people.

Many are happy to see Davis, a woman who claims to be the holy expert on marriage while she's on her fourth marriage herself rot in jail, but many Christian conservatives want her free. One of them is none other than presidential candidate Mike Huckabee.

The former Arkansas governor will be holding a rally today at Davis' jail in Kentucky urging her freedom. In the meantime, he has a petition on his website directed at President Obama, Attorney General Eric Lynch and the judge who imprisoned her, David Bunning to free her.

Yes, this is the same Mike Huckabee who sings the praises of family values, yet had Ted Nugent on his Fox News Channel program singing "Cat Scratch Fever" with the line "Well, I make the pussy purr with the stroke of my hand". Very classy, Huckster, very classy.

Look, Kim Davis broke the law because of her homophobic views. I'm glad that I'm hearing that she's reading her Bible; she'll be happy to know that there's NOWHERE in the holy scriptures where Jesus talks about homosexuality, except in Leviticus in the Old Testament, which he later denounced.

If Davis is indeed freed, I hope she loses her job and somebody who will uphold the Constitution instead of a bunch of fake "God's rules" that simply don't exist. In fact, what Davis is doing is indeed blasphemous because she's definitely not loving her neighbor.

As for Huckabee, there's a good reason why he'll never be the President of the United States. All this Cat Scratch Fever should land him in the loony bin. 
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