Wednesday, April 6, 2016

4.6.15 Bee-otch of the Day: Robert Bentley

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Name: Robert Bentley
Age: 73
Occupation: governor
Last Seen: Alabama
Bee-otched For: prepping to be out of a job 


Looks like Alabama might be getting a new governor real soon.

State lawmakers passed resolution to impeach governor Robert Bentley for hiding an alleged affair with his mistress. The 73-year-old, currently serving his second term as the state's Republican governor was divorced from his wife of 50 years last year because of the affair.

When I heard about the sickyation in 'Bama, I thought to myself, "OK, so they want to impeach the governor for adultery like they did to Clinton, so why can't this state do something similar regarding Snyder and the shit he stirred up in Flint?" Isn't screwing the water system worse than screwing around with the woman whom you were married to for 50 long, fucking years? Sad, and this is coming from a man from the party of family values, too.

In a Twitter post, Bentley claims that there's a lot to do before he ends his term in 2019. Like admitting that you're an asshole, dumbass? Being a Christian, he even asked the Lord for forgiveness. True, Jesus forgives, but the damage is done.

Look. I hate the Republican party simply because they're corrupt. Hell, look at the south right now, fucking around with LGBT rights all because they can now marry. People need to vote so we can get these corrupt assholes out of office and give people politicians who actually give a damn about us!

Until then, watch as the world implodes.


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