3.7.13 Bee-otch of the Day: National Rifle Association

BECOME AN AFFILIATE OF T-SHIRT HELL AND MAKE SOME MONEY! Bee-otch of the Day honors are awarded Monday through Thursday, Bee-otch of the Week is awarded Friday on Chuck69.com. DON'T FORGET TO "LIKE" BEE-OTCH OF THE DAY ON FACEBOOK! ------------------ Name: National Rifle Association Age: 142 Occupation: gun rights group Last Seen: Fairfax, VA Bee-otched For: going 160 MPH---   It's official: the NRA is trying to be cool. They tried after Columbine and now they're doing so after Sandy Hook. But this time, they've gone too far. Earlier this week, NASCAR and the NRA announced that the race formerly known as the Texas 500 will now be known as the NRA 500. The race, which will be aired in prime time, Saturday April 13th, will be held at Texas Motor Speedway. It's rumored that the NRA paid over a million dollars to place their name on the event. Charities have sponsored NASCAR races in the past including Susan G. Komen for the Cure and Autism Speaks. However, some feel that the NRA's placement on that Texas race will only try to commercialize its image, especially after its head, Wayne LaPierre made idiotic comments about how schools should be run after the Sandy Hook massacre. You know, "the only way to stop a bad man with a gun is a good man with a gun" and the fact that he wants police in all schools in America? Here's a better idea: BAN ALL ASSAULT RIFLES! DUH! Remember, Adam Lanza got the guns from his gun nut mother who thought that the world was coming to an end. Gee, that happened, right? Remember, folks. Anybody who's seen Bowling For Columbine remembers the interview Michael Moore gave to Charlton Heston in regards to his stances on guns, and when Moore presented the Ten Commandments star with a picture of a shooting victim, he walked away. That's the NRA for ya. I suspect that the event will further turn NASCAR's most liberal fans away. Then again, do they even HAVE liberal fans? After all, NASCAR is a dumbass southerner's way of saying "nice car". ---- Got a Bee-otch to nominate? E-mail us @ chuck69dotcom@gmail.com. All suggestions (except for me) are welcome! Bee-otch of the Day Archives can be seen on http://beeotchoftheday.blogspot.com! Bee-otch of the Day is a production of Chuck69.com, Grand Rapids' site for Stern, politics and more!