Thursday, May 12, 2016

5.12.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Hillary Clinton

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Name: Hillary Clinton
Age: 68
Occupation: president wannabe
Last Seen: ??
Bee-otched For: losing a lot of ground to Bernie 


I love the media sometimes.

A few weeks ago, I remember watching WOOD-TV 8's Sunday night newscast when airheaded anchor Heather Walker was talking about the Democratic delegates of Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders. Her words: "it's mathematically impossible for Bernie Sanders to win the Democratic primary".

Oh, really?

Of course, about 40 % of American states haven't voted in a primary yet, and California, where 475 delegates are up for grabs ain't voting til June. By next month, the dust will settle and we'll know if Bernie can beat Hillary. But let's face it: Bernie's not out yet. After all, he won every county in West Virginia on Tuesday.

With Donald Trump the only Republican left in the primaries, many are upset that a man of his demeanor is the only person left. With many on both sides hating Hillary, some on the right are giving Bernie a chance. After all, he's old and well, he ain't Hillary.

The sad thing is, with the Democratic Party and Debbie Wasserman Schultz behind Hillary and the superdelegates to boot, chances are that yes, she still has a chance of taking the nomination. But if he loses, Bernie might give running for president a chance as an Independent and polls show that if that happens, he STILL has a chance of defeating the Donald. People simply hate Donald and Hillary and want a real liberal in the White House.

Of course, Bernie might not run at all, and yes, I'll still vote for Hillary because Trump would make an abhorrent president. But remember, true, I thought that Clinton was an OK president, but he still fucked up with NAFTA, outsourcing, Telecom 96 and yes, Monica. As for Hillary, there's that issue with Benghazi which might send some over to Bernie, too.

But as the delegates gestate, the plot thickens.  


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