Tuesday, May 3, 2016

5.3.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Ted Cruz

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Name: Ted Cruz
Age: 45 
Occupation: president wannabe
Last Seen: ??
Bee-otched For: hiring a bitch to be his wannabe veep

You know, I don't seem to spank Ted Cruz enough. Ironic, since he told his Twitter followers that he'd spank a young boy mocking him at one of his rallies.

But last week, the man currently second place in the polls to Donald Trump announced that Carly Fiorina would be his running mate for president. Doesn't this prick know that 1) he can't be president because he was born in Canada and 2) he has no chance in hell that he would be president because Trump's kicking his ass? The truth is, the only good thing about Cruz running for president is that he's taking delegates away from Trump and so is another 'no chance in hell' candidate, John Kasich. As it stands, none of the three Republican stooges might have enough delegates to be able to win their party's nomination.

For the laughable but hopeful Ted Cruz, picking a failed CEO like Fiorina just shows how fucked up his campaign REALLY is. As CEO of HP, her company aborted something like 55,000 American jobs. The fact that she wants to get into politics and failed every time proves that businesspeople should NOT run for public office. Look at Rick Snyder and what he did to Gateway and now, the state of Michigan. I am so proud that I don't live in Flint right now.

Also, I'm tired of all the media bitching that Bernie Sanders has no chance in hell of winning. He's only 300 delegates behind Hillary, whom the media claims is in the lead because of her superdelegates. Wait and see when the primaries are over. I think most Americans are fed up with establishment politics. If Bernie ran as an independent, 1) I would almost definitely vote for him if the elections were today and 2) according to some polls, he has a chance of beating BOTH Hillary and Trump on Election Day.

Today is the primary for Indiana. Hoosiers, please vote for Bernie! 


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