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Name: Michelle Gregg
Occupation: daycare administrator
Last Seen: Cincinnati, OH
Bee-otched For: not being the mother of the year
By now, you've seen the video of a rare, 400-lb. silverback gorilla throwing around a young boy in its habitat at the Cincinnati Zoo. Sadly, after the video, the gorilla, named Harambe was shot to death to save the boy, named Isiah.
Since the horrific incident, many are wondering how little Isiah got into the exhibit, guarded by a fence and barbed wire. According to sources, his mother, Michelle Gregg - the one screaming "MOMMY LOVES YOU!" on the video - had her head buried in her cell phone while he found a way into the enclosure.
Now, many are infuriated at the Zoo for killing Harambe and even more pissed at Gregg for not paying attention to her son. After all, the little boy could have been ripped apart by the gorilla. Hell, I've heard of people having monkeys as pets and they were seriously injured by them.
Gregg's husband and Isiah's dad, Deonne Dickerson has a criminal background that includes, burglary, kidnapping, weapons possession, disorderly conduct and others. He did spend one year in prison for drug possession.
No wonder why little Isiah did something that was quite dangerous.
Gregg and Dickerson have four children. And yet, she found time to either text or check out Facebook.
Speaking of which, she posted on Facebook thanking the Zoo for their cooperation and that "accidents happen". Yes, they do, but will people forgive her?
Look, my parents fucked up a few times. When I was little, I drank a bottle of NyQuil that was sitting on the kitchen sink. My parents drove me to the hospital to have me chug down some Ipacac. When I was a little boy, I saw a videotape package with the letters VCA sitting next to the VCR. Of course, VCA is a company that makes and distributes movies for us horny-ass adults. I popped in the tape and thankfully, my dad quickly stopped it. Normally, that package sat inside my parents' closet so I couldn't reach it. Somehow, they forgot about it.
You see, yes, parents do fuck up. But you know, when my parents were raising me, they didn't have smartphones, either. However, this stupid ass ho was dumb enough to not see where her little bastard was and now, we have a dead gorilla. I hope the Zoo forces her to pay up and show responsibility for the neglect she showed her son.
If you're a parent, WATCH YOUR FUCKING KIDS AT ALL TIMES. If they fuck up around me, I WILL SERIOUSLY GIVE YOU A TONGUE-LASHING YOU WILL NEVER FORGET.
It's too bad that instead of killing the gorilla, they should have thrown that bitch in there.
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