Wednesday, June 8, 2016

6.8.16 Bee-otch of the Day: Dick Cheney

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Name: Dick Cheney
Age: 75
Occupation: ex-veep
Last Seen: Grand Rapids, MI
Bee-otched For: coming to town
Yesterday, after a $15 million renovation, the Gerald R. Ford Presidential Museum reopened here in Grand Rapids. But even though our town should be privileged to be the hometown of a president, sadly, Ford was a Republican.

Of course, Ford was never elected president and even worse, he pardoned Nixon for the Watergate scandal. But still...

So, guess who was honored to speak at the grand re-opening of the Museum? Why, it's none other than Mr. Potter himself, Dick Cheney. At the gala, Cheney recounted his experiences with Ford. Too bad that as far as we know, he wasn't arrested.

Why this asshole came to Grand Rapids is beyond me. After all, he helped construct the fake wars that destroyed Iraq and Afghanistan and killed over 6,000 soldiers. He helped BusHitler run this country like a business and ran it into the ground. Thankfully, Obama has done wonders to fix the bullshit the two created.

This is what's wrong with Grand Rapids: too many Repuke businessmen like the DeVoses who cum their Underroos when BusHitler, Cheney and all their minions come to town. It's sad that these assholes are wanted for war crimes in other countries, but since the DeVoses own the West Michigan Aviation Academy and have their paws on Gerald R. Ford International Airport, it's easy for them to come to the Furniture Capitol. Of course, this is why I avoid scAmway products.

Too bad I didn't hear about Cheney coming to GR earlier. I might have staged a protest.
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