Tuesday, August 16, 2016

8.16.16 Bee-otches of the Day: people offended by bikinis at the Olympics

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Name: various
Age: various
Occupation: various
Last Seen: everywhere
Bee-otched For: getting pissed over Olympic booty

As we enter the final week of the Summer Olympics in Rio, NBC is probably miffed over their piss-poor ratings and botched coverage.

But hey, the good news is that we get to see some Grade A ass from the female athletes.

The scantily-clad suits that the Olympians wear are probably the closest we'll ever get to see to female nudity on American TV in this post Janet Jackson nip-slip era. Amazingly, BBC and CBC - two government-owned networks - are friendlier towards skin than NBC. Trust me; I've seen nudity on both networks before.

But one person had enough.

Some douchebag named James Carroll wrote on Twitter that he's sick of the clothes the athletes are wearing. "Why has NBC decided that beach volleyball is fascinating? I've seen enough of Kerri Walsh's sideboob.", said Carroll. "Scantily clad = big ratings? Please."

Guess what? Mrs. Walsh-Jennings took to Twitter and gave us this: "You're obviously not watching. There's none of that going on. Not even close"

Mic dropped.

You know, I think James Carroll is either A) gay or B) part of some asshole religious group trying to bring more so-called decency to TV, even though crap like the PAX Network bombed. Personally, if I had kids, I'd rather have them watch a female swimmer's swimsuit wedged up her asscrack vs. Touched By An Angel.

Now, I'm not a fan of mommies, but for being 38 with three kids, Kerri don't look too bad in a bikini. My advice to ANY woman is that if they have it, flaunt it. Don't allow some dork on Twitter to tell you what you can and can't wear. What should those who play beach volleyball wear? Big, frilly dresses?

At the end of the day, if you don't like the Olympics, change the channel. At least NBC's not putting black bars over their butts, or else I would proudly change the channel in protest and find a pirated site carrying BBC or CBC's coverage of the games.

Anybody that blasts sideboob or booty during these Olympic games stinks much worse that what comes out of those girl's butts.

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