Tuesday, February 17, 2015

2.17.15 Bee-otch of the Day: Saturday Night Live

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Name: Saturday Night Live
Age: 39
Occupation: late night TV show
Last Seen: New York
Bee-otched For: inviting a cancer to the anniversary special
Well, at least Victoria Jackson didn't show up.

Sunday night was the 40th anniversary special of Saturday Night Live and it had its hits and misses. The Jeopardy! sketch was probably one of the funniest sketches on the show in any medium in years. But apparently, Lorne Michaels and his bookers had to have been looking at the whore ads to book some of the talent.

Sadly, former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin just had to come to the party, where she told Alec Baldwin "I like your brother better" during the Red Carpet Special. She even appeared on a segment during the show itself.

OK, so why in the fucking hell is the media still pimping this cunt? I mean, she was the mayor of a small town loaded with meth addicts, she only lasted two years as state governor and she has proven that she's a quitter. The last time she had a book signing here in Grand Rapids, it was merely the media event comparing to her last book signing.

I know, part of it was because Tina Fey did a wonderful impersonation of her, but guess what? Darrell Hammond does a great Sean "le tits now" Connery impersonation, but he wasn't on the show. Super sexy lezbo Kate McKinnon shines as Justin Bieber, and (THANKFULLY) he wasn't on the show (especially the abortion of an episode where he both hosted and was musical guest). So, why did SNL need Sarah Palin to show up? Why couldn't she just stay in Alaska and look at Russia from her house? She leaves a worse taste in my mouth than the bass milkshake poor Laraine Newman had to chug down during the special.

Thankfully, the special had other highlights, like the Californians sketch where Bradley Cooper kissed Betty White, seeing Eddie Murphy bumble his lines and the fact that Lindsay Lohan didn't show up. Oh, what happened to that 'NSync reunion? As-is, seeing Justin Timberlake was torture. Plus, is it me, or has Dan Aykroyd put on weight? He wasn't as peppy as he once was blending those bass.

But in the end, it's sad that Sarah Palin didn't join the likes of John Belushi, Gilda Radner, Chris Farley, Phil Hartman and Jon Lovitz in the tributes section.


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