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WELCOME TO THE 2014 BEE-OTCH OF THE YEAR!
Since 1999, Chuck69.com has been handing out the Bee-otch of the Day. Then, we choose the Bee-otch of the Week and then, the Bee-otch of the Month. Now, we get to choose the Bee-otch of the Year for 2014.
Our definition of Bee-otch is simple: an idiot who does something stupid and adds nothing positive to civilization. Since 1999, 11 unique individuals have been handed this prestigious award for doing something stupid. Former president George W. Bush is the all-time biggest Bee-otch, with six Bee-otch of the Year Awards under his belt.
This year, 13 people are eligible for Bee-otch of the Year. Normally, we just hand out the nods and take it from there. But, since we think we have an all-out winner, we'll simply hand it out day.
So, without further adieu...
Our definition of Bee-otch is simple: an idiot who does something stupid and adds nothing positive to civilization. Since 1999, 11 unique individuals have been handed this prestigious award for doing something stupid. Former president George W. Bush is the all-time biggest Bee-otch, with six Bee-otch of the Year Awards under his belt.
This year, 13 people are eligible for Bee-otch of the Year. Normally, we just hand out the nods and take it from there. But, since we think we have an all-out winner, we'll simply hand it out day.
So, without further adieu...
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BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH JANUARY 2014:
FREEDOM INDUSTRIES
Freedom made headlines when the West Virginian chemical company dumped 7,500 gallons of a coal cleaner from a leaky tank that affected 300,000 residents of Charleston, the state's largest city. Not long after the spill, Freedom filed for bankruptcy so taxpayers could pay for their mishap.
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH FEBRUARY 2014:
PEYTON MANNING
Manning was supposed to be a heavy contender to give his Broncos a Super Bowl win this year, but ended up choking to the Seahawks. Doesn't matter, anyway, since he's an outspoken Republican who makes millions per year and is even pals with "Papa" John Schnatter, the pizza king who screwed over his employees over Obamacare.
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH MARCH 2014:
THE KOCH BROTHERS
The Kochs made headlines this year when their Americans For Prosperity aired a series of ads featuring a woman named Julie Boonstra who had leukemia. She claimed that the Affordable Healthcare Act cost her more money when in reality, it SAVED her money. Boonstra's husband has ties with the Republicans, hence their asskissing of the Kochs.
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH APRIL 2014:
DONALD STERLING
The long-time owner of the Los Angeles Clippers basketball team made headlines this year when recordings made between him and "business partner" V. Stiviano revealed that he should not own a business where there's a lot of African Americans in his employ. Of course, the NBA banned him for life and his family ended up selling the Clippers to Microsoft exec Steve Ballmer for $2 billion.
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH MAY 2014:
WINK-TV
The Fort Myers, FL CBS station aired a news piece about a father who took his nine-year-old daughter to a Five Finger Death Punch concert and she was let on stage to yell "BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN!" Basically, the piece attacked the band for their "vulgarity" towards children. OK, so Miley Cyrus, a skanky-ass slut who gets nude in front of sex offenders while riding a wrecking ball is good for kids while an underrated heavy metal band who has raised awareness for homeless troops is bad. Well played, WINK.
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH JUNE 2014:
JOHN BALYO
Last year, Balyo was a well-loved radio personality on Grand Rapids Christian radio station WCSG 91.3. But, his fans were shocked when he was arrested at a Christian music festival in Gaylord last Summer. It was discovered that the Jesus jock had molested two 11-year-old boys in two hotels in Kalamazoo and Battle Creek. Now, he's serving a 40-year sentence for the molestation of the two boys plus possessing child pornography.
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH JULY 2014
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND
Read at your own discretion.
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH AUGUST 2014:
CORPORATE RADIO
What fueled this article was the fact that WCCC in Hartford, the radio station that helped to launch Howard Stern's career and others like Bob Rivers was sold to a Christian broadcaster earlier this year. To many, the death of WCCC symbolized the death of the small mom and pop radio station, especially in a larger city like Hartford. It's even worth noting that one of the most-evil broadcasters ever, Clear Channel, even changed their name to iHeartMedia. More like "iFartMedia".
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH SEPTEMBER 2014:
RICK SNYDER AND TERRI LYNN LAND
The two Republicans ran some pretty stupid ads during the election season here in Michigan. Snyder aired several ads with his face hogging the screen talking about how Michigan's on the right track to recovery while Land simply showed that she was an asskisser to the Kochs. Thankfully, Land lost, but we've got four more years of the Stuffed Turd.
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH OCTOBER 2014:
JEB BUSH
The brother of the worst president in 80 years came to Grand Rapids and is now hinting that he might run for the position in 2016. Heaven help us all.
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH NOVEMBER 2014:
BILL COSBY
The beloved comic got embroiled in controversy this year thanks to his rape charges being brought back into fruition in part due to comic Hannibal Burress and many more women claiming that he drugged and raped them. In all, over 20 women have claimed that Cosby sexually assaulted them. Since the charges were brought up, NBC pulled Cosby's new TV show in development, Netflix pulled a comedy special of his and TV Land yanked old reruns of The Cosby Show. His other TV shows, such as A Different World, The Bill Cosby Show, Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids and I Spy are still on digital networks such as Bounce TV, Aspire and Retro TV.
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH DECEMBER 2014:
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Recently, the iconic newspaper trashed Howard Stern for comparing the hacks on Sony Pictures to 9/11. The paper called Howard a word his father constantly called him: an idiot. Howard has been very critical on foreign nations since 9/11, especially North Korea.
Well, there you have it: the nominations for Bee-otch of the Year 2014. So, who's your winner? Let's countdown the top 3.
3RD PLACE: DONALD STERLING
2ND PLACE: BILL COSBY
AND THE 2014 BEE-OTCH OF THE YEAR IS....
Got a Bee-otch to nominate? E-mail us @ chuck69dotcom@gmail.com. All suggestions (except for me) are welcome!
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Bee-otch of the Day is a production of Chuck69.com, Grand Rapids' site for Stern, politics and more!
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH JANUARY 2014:
FREEDOM INDUSTRIES
Freedom made headlines when the West Virginian chemical company dumped 7,500 gallons of a coal cleaner from a leaky tank that affected 300,000 residents of Charleston, the state's largest city. Not long after the spill, Freedom filed for bankruptcy so taxpayers could pay for their mishap.
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH FEBRUARY 2014:
PEYTON MANNING
Manning was supposed to be a heavy contender to give his Broncos a Super Bowl win this year, but ended up choking to the Seahawks. Doesn't matter, anyway, since he's an outspoken Republican who makes millions per year and is even pals with "Papa" John Schnatter, the pizza king who screwed over his employees over Obamacare.BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH MARCH 2014:
THE KOCH BROTHERS
The Kochs made headlines this year when their Americans For Prosperity aired a series of ads featuring a woman named Julie Boonstra who had leukemia. She claimed that the Affordable Healthcare Act cost her more money when in reality, it SAVED her money. Boonstra's husband has ties with the Republicans, hence their asskissing of the Kochs.BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH APRIL 2014:
DONALD STERLING
The long-time owner of the Los Angeles Clippers basketball team made headlines this year when recordings made between him and "business partner" V. Stiviano revealed that he should not own a business where there's a lot of African Americans in his employ. Of course, the NBA banned him for life and his family ended up selling the Clippers to Microsoft exec Steve Ballmer for $2 billion.
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH MAY 2014:
WINK-TV
The Fort Myers, FL CBS station aired a news piece about a father who took his nine-year-old daughter to a Five Finger Death Punch concert and she was let on stage to yell "BURN MOTHERFUCKER BURN!" Basically, the piece attacked the band for their "vulgarity" towards children. OK, so Miley Cyrus, a skanky-ass slut who gets nude in front of sex offenders while riding a wrecking ball is good for kids while an underrated heavy metal band who has raised awareness for homeless troops is bad. Well played, WINK.
BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH JUNE 2014:
JOHN BALYO
Last year, Balyo was a well-loved radio personality on Grand Rapids Christian radio station WCSG 91.3. But, his fans were shocked when he was arrested at a Christian music festival in Gaylord last Summer. It was discovered that the Jesus jock had molested two 11-year-old boys in two hotels in Kalamazoo and Battle Creek. Now, he's serving a 40-year sentence for the molestation of the two boys plus possessing child pornography.BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH JULY 2014
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND
Read at your own discretion.BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH AUGUST 2014:
CORPORATE RADIO
What fueled this article was the fact that WCCC in Hartford, the radio station that helped to launch Howard Stern's career and others like Bob Rivers was sold to a Christian broadcaster earlier this year. To many, the death of WCCC symbolized the death of the small mom and pop radio station, especially in a larger city like Hartford. It's even worth noting that one of the most-evil broadcasters ever, Clear Channel, even changed their name to iHeartMedia. More like "iFartMedia".BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH SEPTEMBER 2014:
RICK SNYDER AND TERRI LYNN LAND
The two Republicans ran some pretty stupid ads during the election season here in Michigan. Snyder aired several ads with his face hogging the screen talking about how Michigan's on the right track to recovery while Land simply showed that she was an asskisser to the Kochs. Thankfully, Land lost, but we've got four more years of the Stuffed Turd.BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH OCTOBER 2014:
JEB BUSH
The brother of the worst president in 80 years came to Grand Rapids and is now hinting that he might run for the position in 2016. Heaven help us all.BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH NOVEMBER 2014:
BILL COSBY
The beloved comic got embroiled in controversy this year thanks to his rape charges being brought back into fruition in part due to comic Hannibal Burress and many more women claiming that he drugged and raped them. In all, over 20 women have claimed that Cosby sexually assaulted them. Since the charges were brought up, NBC pulled Cosby's new TV show in development, Netflix pulled a comedy special of his and TV Land yanked old reruns of The Cosby Show. His other TV shows, such as A Different World, The Bill Cosby Show, Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids and I Spy are still on digital networks such as Bounce TV, Aspire and Retro TV.BEE-OTCH OF THE MONTH DECEMBER 2014:
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Recently, the iconic newspaper trashed Howard Stern for comparing the hacks on Sony Pictures to 9/11. The paper called Howard a word his father constantly called him: an idiot. Howard has been very critical on foreign nations since 9/11, especially North Korea. Well, there you have it: the nominations for Bee-otch of the Year 2014. So, who's your winner? Let's countdown the top 3.
3RD PLACE: DONALD STERLING
2ND PLACE: BILL COSBY
AND THE 2014 BEE-OTCH OF THE YEAR IS....
JOHN BALYO!
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Congratulations, asshole! I hope you burn in hell for what you did to those poor children, you sick pile of shit. I hope you die in prison before your 40 years are up. I know that God will probably forgive you for what you did, but your fans and critics are a whole different story. You're just another Jebus freak feeding off the poor and misinformed who used their money to promote your habit of raping and hurting children. You sick fucker. It's assholes like you that prevent me from trusting any religious organization, and now, you've hurt WCSG's reputation. I hope there's no heaven for you. Burn in hell, you fake Jebus freak.
Got a Bee-otch to nominate? E-mail us @ chuck69dotcom@gmail.com. All suggestions (except for me) are welcome!
Bee-otch of the Day Archives can be seen on http://beeotchoftheday.blogspot.com!
Bee-otch of the Day is a production of Chuck69.com, Grand Rapids' site for Stern, politics and more!
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